Harold, Maude, and two miles

We walked two miles tonight. I love walking at night, because 1: people won't be staring at my fat butt 2: it colder, and i can't handle the heat 3: i get to carry my knife. hahahh i totally trust my neighborhood, but Bear Grylls has taught me well. I could get lost and need my knife to survive. My sweatpants don't have pockets in them, so I was put it in God's pocket; along with my cell phone. M was trying to convince me to put it in on my pants because that would be less conspicuous if someone were to attack me. I didn't agree. I was complimented on our walk of what a strong woman I was, because I was walking my weight in dogs. That is weird to think of, and that is NOT a good thing. hahha Wow, that makes me really sad actually. I was walking my weight in dogs. Anyway, I loved that it came from a grown middle-aged man walking a maltese. haha


Please don't try to analyze how much they weigh.